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S9+
A8–9
B6.5–8
C5–6.5
Dbelow 5
Transformers - Age of Extinction

Transformers - Age of Extinction

2.0 / 10
D tier

“Cool transformations, useless people.”

"what is wrong what you humans?" was the best line in the whole movie. this was painful to watch.

saying "please don't kill me" to a hungry shark is even more useful than these humans in this movie. are you kidding me what a pain to watch these humans being absolutely nonsensical. "TESSA BREAK THE GLASS" - Tessa, with the most weak ass hand movement I've ever seen: "I'M TRYING". BRO TRYING WHERE, YOU DRIVE, YOU MONITOR CARS, YOU HAVE A BOYFFIEND THAT DRIFTS, AND YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN'T BREAK THE GLASS OF A CAR WITH YOUR PLAM? GODDAMNIT TESSA WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

other than that, transforming sequence is literally the only good thing of this movie, and Tucci of course, the only part that is entertaining. other than that, the action sequences, the risk, the execution, story line, villian's arguments are all sloopy, rushed, fan servicing, illogical, AND BRO LOOK AT THESE USELESS HUMANS WHY DO YOU KEEP PROTECTING THEM GIVE ME A SOLID REASON.

but fine it's funny I'll give you that.

27 Oct 2026